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Put deodorant under your balls It stops sweating and keeps them smelling nice the whole day

Put deodorant under your balls It stops sweating and keeps them smelling nice the whole day Actual Advice Mallard
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If you lose something and can't find it anywhere It's somewhere inside your couch

If you lose something and can't find it anywhere It's somewhere inside your couch Actual Advice Mallard
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Run to an attorney when your ensurer starts acting funny

Run to an attorney when your ensurer starts acting funny Actual Advice Mallard
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If you have trouble controlling your appetite and eat too fast Start heating up your food until it's slightly uncomfortable. You'll take smaller mouthfuls and thus your meal will last longer.

If you have trouble controlling your appetite and eat too fast Start heating up your food until it's slightly uncomfortable. You'll take smaller mouthfuls and thus your meal will last longer. Actual Advice Mallard
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do not judge a group by only its loudest members

do not judge a group by only its loudest members Actual Advice Mallard
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If you think you need to rent a U-haul truck Don't sit on the phone telling the guy every FUCKING detail of your stupid move. Decide what you need before calling, he has other customers waiting.

If you think you need to rent a U-haul truck Don't sit on the phone telling the guy every FUCKING detail of your stupid move. Decide what you need before calling, he has other customers waiting. Actual Advice Mallard
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Tired of paying too much for gas? Invest in a bicycle and substitute it for the car a few times a week. You'll save money, get some exercise, and reduce your carbon footprint.

Tired of paying too much for gas? Invest in a bicycle and substitute it for the car a few times a week. You'll save money, get some exercise, and reduce your carbon footprint. Actual Advice Mallard
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don't let the man tell you what to do

don't let the man tell you what to do Actual Advice Mallard
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If your company uses letters in its phone number...stop No one uses touch tone phones anymore and wont call you

If your company uses letters in its phone number...stop No one uses touch tone phones anymore and wont call you Actual Advice Mallard
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Wash your hands with soap and water some bacteria can form endospores, and the mechanical action of scrubbing does a more thorough job of cleaning

Wash your hands with soap and water some bacteria can form endospores, and the mechanical action of scrubbing does a more thorough job of cleaning Actual Advice Mallard
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