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under no circumstances give medications to your children to change their behavior kids are crazy, don't add to it

under no circumstances give medications to your children to change their behavior kids are crazy, don't add to it Actual Advice Mallard
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If you ever need to put out a fire that was caused by gasoline Don't pour water on it. It will spread it out even more.

If you ever need to put out a fire that was caused by gasoline Don't pour water on it. It will spread it out even more. Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't worry about the 3d printed gun similar to the current printer ink prices, the cost of a 3d print is almost $9000

Don't worry about the 3d printed gun similar to the current printer ink prices, the cost of a 3d print is almost $9000 Actual Advice Mallard
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When it comes down to making out, whenever possible, put on side one of Led Zeppelin IV

When it comes down to making out, whenever possible, put on side one of Led Zeppelin IV Actual Advice Mallard
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If you're going out drinking Don't take your car keys

If you're going out drinking Don't take your car keys Actual Advice Mallard
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IF YOU STILL USE THE WORD BONER YOU AREN'T MATURE ENOUGH TO BE A FATHER

IF YOU STILL USE THE WORD BONER YOU AREN'T MATURE ENOUGH TO BE A FATHER Actual Advice Mallard
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If you get caught in an avalanche PRAY TO GOD

If you get caught in an avalanche PRAY TO GOD Actual Advice Mallard
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Order the smallest drink size at fast food places It's cheaper and refills are usually free

Order the smallest drink size at fast food places It's cheaper and refills are usually free Actual Advice Mallard
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Stop bitching about not having a girlfriend If you want one that badly, just lower your standards

Stop bitching about not having a girlfriend If you want one that badly, just lower your standards Actual Advice Mallard
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If you're driving in the rightmost lane and cars behind you are leaving the lane just to overtake you Maybe its time to speed up a little

If you're driving in the rightmost lane and cars behind you are leaving the lane just to overtake you Maybe its time to speed up a little Actual Advice Mallard
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