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If you want to remain classy in any conversation do not talk about politics, religion, abortion, or other topics on which our nation is divided.

If you want to remain classy in any conversation do not talk about politics, religion, abortion, or other topics on which our nation is divided. Actual Advice Mallard
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If you're going to be in a pageant at least sound like you know what you're talking about

If you're going to be in a pageant at least sound like you know what you're talking about Actual Advice Mallard
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If you want good video game sales Listen to reddit.

If you want good video game sales Listen to reddit. Actual Advice Mallard
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after pissing, dry up the tip of your dick with toilet paper you won't smell of wet piss afterwards

after pissing, dry up the tip of your dick with toilet paper you won't smell of wet piss afterwards Actual Advice Mallard
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If your IT guys block specific sub-reddits at work You can use the + feature to override this like so: reddit.com/r/fake_sub+wtf

If your IT guys block specific sub-reddits at work You can use the + feature to override this like so: reddit.com/r/fake_sub+wtf Actual Advice Mallard
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If someone tells you in a bar they are definitely 100% single and not attached to anybody They probably have a girlfriend and are trying to cheat

If someone tells you in a bar they are definitely 100% single and not attached to anybody They probably have a girlfriend and are trying to cheat Actual Advice Mallard
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Store a sausage in the seat post of your bicycle In case you get hungry later

Store a sausage in the seat post of your bicycle In case you get hungry later Actual Advice Mallard
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if you need to kill a sheep but don't want to get your hands dirty just flip the sheep onto its back, it will suffocate

if you need to kill a sheep but don't want to get your hands dirty just flip the sheep onto its back, it will suffocate Actual Advice Mallard
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Always Proof read text messages

Always Proof read text messages Actual Advice Mallard
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If you're thinking about getting married DON't, unless you actually like being around the person, and can be yourself with them. Please trust me on this.

If you're thinking about getting married DON't, unless you actually like being around the person, and can be yourself with them. Please trust me on this. Actual Advice Mallard
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