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have a watch you dont use? pull the pin to save the battery

have a watch you dont use?
 pull the pin to save the battery  Actual Advice Mallard

Creative Solution First world Problem

Creative Solution First world Problem  Actual Advice Mallard

tape you spare key securly somewhere under your car if you get locked out you will alwayse have another key with you

tape you spare key securly somewhere under your car if you get locked out you will alwayse have another key with you  Actual Advice Mallard

When your girlfriend says she doesn't want anything for Christmas Do Not believe her, it is a trap!!

When your girlfriend says she doesn't want anything for Christmas Do Not believe her, it is a trap!!  Actual Advice Mallard

Pack sandwiches in an old baby wipes container. Park security won't check inside it.

Pack sandwiches in an old baby wipes container. Park security won't check inside it.  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't FUCK with a dead duck

Don't FUCK with a dead duck  Actual Advice Mallard

No trates de entender a las mujeres Ellas se entienden entre si y se mira como se odian

No trates de entender a las mujeres Ellas se entienden entre si y se mira como se odian  Actual Advice Mallard

If you eat really spicy food drink milk not water

If you eat really spicy food  drink milk not water   Actual Advice Mallard

Need to get something out of the oven? Don't use a wet towel!

Need to get something out of the oven? Don't use a wet towel!  Actual Advice Mallard

If you smell something bad Double check your butt crack for poo.

If you smell something bad Double check your butt crack for poo.  Actual Advice Mallard
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