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If you buy a drink at a fast food restaurant Ask for no ice, you will get twice the drink.

If you buy a drink at a fast food restaurant  Ask for no ice, you will get twice the drink.  Actual Advice Mallard

When the president tells you not to question the government Question the government

When the president tells you not to question the government Question the government   Actual Advice Mallard

Getting tired of these Actual Advice Mallards? Stop upvoting them to the front page

Getting tired of these Actual Advice Mallards? Stop upvoting them to the front page  Actual Advice Mallard

If you have any uprons at all give them to /u/andrewjackson5

If you have any uprons at all give them to /u/andrewjackson5  Actual Advice Mallard

If you wake up before your alarm, get up waking up naturally will make you feel more refreshed all day

If you wake up before your alarm, get up waking up naturally will make you feel more refreshed all day  Actual Advice Mallard

Push in the sides of your tin foil package It will keep the roll from falling out

Push in the sides of your tin foil package It will keep the roll from falling out  Actual Advice Mallard

wearing extra cologne does not compensate for not taking a shower

wearing extra cologne does not compensate for not taking a shower  Actual Advice Mallard

If she hasn't responded to your text in a couple of days she's probably busy, and you should give her some space instead of harassing her via text twice a day and on every website you know of

If she hasn't responded to your text in a couple of days she's probably busy, and you should give her some space instead of harassing her via text twice a day and on every website you know of  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't like lift lines? Ski during the Super Bowl.

Don't like lift lines? Ski during the Super Bowl.   Actual Advice Mallard

Spend time with your father as often as you can You'll miss it when you can't anymore

Spend time with your father as often as you can You'll miss it when you can't anymore  Actual Advice Mallard
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