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does your verizon phone constaly drop calls? dial *228 option 2!

does your verizon phone constaly drop calls? dial *228 option 2!  Actual Advice Mallard

Before going number 2 place a few sheets of toilet paper in the toilet bowl To prevent water from splashing on your bottom

Before going number 2 place a few sheets of toilet paper in the toilet bowl  To prevent water from splashing on your bottom  Actual Advice Mallard

Feeling gross, but No time to shower before work? Brush baby powder through your hair to de-grease it, and clean your body with baby wipes.

Feeling gross, but No time to shower before work? Brush baby powder through your hair to de-grease it, and clean your body with baby wipes.  Actual Advice Mallard

Tired of water splashing while you poop? Place a layer of toilet paper on top of the water

Tired of water splashing  while you poop? Place a layer of toilet paper on top of the water  Actual Advice Mallard

If a comment has been gifted reddit gold Its probably worth reading

If a comment has been gifted reddit gold Its probably worth reading  Actual Advice Mallard

Want to look at just the pictures on reddit? go to imgur.com/r/pics+funny+etc.

Want to look at just the pictures on reddit?
 go to imgur.com/r/pics+funny+etc.  Actual Advice Mallard

wear sunscreen

wear sunscreen  Actual Advice Mallard

If you want a really good blowjob do some blow with that girl from Hanson.

If you want a really good blowjob do some blow with that girl from Hanson.
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If you're about to say anything at all STOP

If you're about to say anything at all STOP  Actual Advice Mallard

woman doesn't know what she wants And she keeps complaining until she gets it

woman doesn't know what she wants And she keeps complaining until she gets it  Actual Advice Mallard
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