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If a jehova's witness comes to your door Tell them politely that you are not interested and to not come to your house anymore.

If a jehova's witness comes to your door Tell them politely that you are not interested and to not come to your house anymore.  Actual Advice Mallard

Program not responding? Press Ctrl Alt + Delete, select task manager and instantly end the program under the "processes" tab.

Program not responding? Press Ctrl Alt + Delete, select task manager and instantly end the program under the

Quack QUACK!

Quack QUACK!  Actual Advice Mallard

Put another blanket under the scratchy blanket Then you're both warm and comfortable.

Put another blanket under the scratchy blanket Then you're both warm and comfortable.  Actual Advice Mallard

if you want your r/wtf post to be successful claim that it is somehow related to Australia.

if you want your r/wtf post to be successful claim that it is somehow related to Australia.   Actual Advice Mallard

If you drive a vehicle With a loud engine through a drive thru turn it off so your order can be heard correctly

If you drive a vehicle With a loud engine through a drive thru turn it off so your order can be heard correctly  Actual Advice Mallard

If the people in the booth behind you are quiet They are probably listening to you

If the people in the booth behind you are quiet They are probably listening to you  Actual Advice Mallard

Walmart and target Are great places to see and meet beautiful women

Walmart and target Are great places to see and meet beautiful women  Actual Advice Mallard

Need to sell something online? Put some clothes on before taking the pictures

Need to sell something online? Put some clothes on before taking the pictures  Actual Advice Mallard

If you want to skip ads while watching something on cbs.com than reload the page during the ads and it will start the video at the spot where the ads would end

If you want to skip ads while watching something on cbs.com than reload the page during the ads and it will start the video at the spot where the ads would end  Actual Advice Mallard
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