Actual Advice Mallard

When your room is getting insepcted Put your dirty work boots next to your clean dress shoes

When your room is getting insepcted Put your dirty work boots next to your clean dress shoes  Actual Advice Mallard

keep your car in second gear if it's cold out the engine works harder and the car warms up faster

keep your car in second gear if it's cold out the engine works harder and the car warms up faster  Actual Advice Mallard

plagiarize on reddit you will make the front page

plagiarize on reddit you will make the front page  Actual Advice Mallard

Want to repost something you saw on the front page? DON'T

Want to repost something you saw on the front page? DON'T  Actual Advice Mallard

Want to kill someone? Stalk them with a Homemade Cell Phone Jammer for a few hours first.

Want to kill someone? Stalk them with a Homemade Cell Phone Jammer for a few hours first.   Actual Advice Mallard

If none of your posts are successful try coming up with a clever post about how none of your posts are successful

If none of your posts are successful  try coming up with a clever post about how none of your posts are successful   Actual Advice Mallard

when going to a website, don't type in the whole "www.reddit.com" simply type reddit into the address bar and hit CTRL+Enter

when going to a website, don't type in the whole

Put tinfoil over the pan when you cook in the oven It allows for easy cleanup and you can touch the foil as soon as you pull the pan out of the oven.

Put tinfoil over the pan when you cook in the oven It allows for easy cleanup and you can touch the foil as soon as you pull the pan out of the oven.  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't know what women think looks good? Visit /r/Ladyboners.

Don't know what women think looks good? Visit /r/Ladyboners.   Actual Advice Mallard

having trouble orgasming during sex? Do it with your socks on. Having cold feet can distract you from climax

having trouble orgasming during sex? Do it with your socks on.
Having cold feet can distract you from climax  Actual Advice Mallard
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