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Go to r/lifeprotips to get mad karma with advice mallard Actual Advice Mallard
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Putting a quarter on the bottom of an aluminum can Will prevent it from spraying no matter how much it's been shaken

Putting a quarter on the bottom of an aluminum can Will prevent it from spraying no matter how much it's been shaken Actual Advice Mallard
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stuffed up? when you blow your nose does it hurt your ears? close your ears. they dont hurt when you blow your nose and you get bonus air flow.

stuffed up? when you blow your nose does it hurt your ears? close your ears. they dont hurt when you blow your nose and you get bonus air flow. Actual Advice Mallard
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At a party and the cops show up? DONT ANSWER THE FUCKING DOOR IF ITS NOT YOUR HOUSE FUCKER.

At a party and the cops show up? DONT ANSWER THE FUCKING DOOR IF ITS NOT YOUR HOUSE FUCKER. Actual Advice Mallard
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When you are going to steal a car, steal an ambulance the cops will never be able to pit maneuver you

When you are going to steal a car, steal an ambulance the cops will never be able to pit maneuver you Actual Advice Mallard
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When making sandwiches and you only have the heel of the bread left Turn the heels so the "normal" side shows, that way the filling covers the weird crusty taste

When making sandwiches and you only have the heel of the bread left Turn the heels so the
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Learn your wife's/gf's taste in fashion and actively help her shop You get out of the store much quicker

Learn your wife's/gf's taste in fashion and actively help her shop You get out of the store much quicker Actual Advice Mallard
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Want a way to engage into interesting conversations with women? Look for any creative or thought provoking "askreddit" topics and they can generally transpose into real life conversations.

Want a way to engage into interesting conversations with women? Look for any creative or thought provoking
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Starting to feel like you have a cold? Take a zinc pill at your next meal

Starting to feel like you have a cold? Take a zinc pill at your next meal Actual Advice Mallard
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rubbing Alchohol cleans permanent marker

rubbing Alchohol cleans permanent marker Actual Advice Mallard
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