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Dropping Hints is unreliable You should not count on them to get anywhere

Dropping Hints is unreliable You should not count on them to get anywhere  Actual Advice Mallard

Always cross-check mallards' advice with google or other sources They could be malicious advice mallards in disguise

Always cross-check mallards' advice with google or other sources They could be malicious advice mallards in disguise  Actual Advice Mallard

mods of /r/adviceanimals go fuck yourselves

mods of /r/adviceanimals go fuck yourselves  Actual Advice Mallard

Have a shirt that has some print on it turn it inside out when washing it so the print stays on longer

Have a shirt that has some print on it turn it inside out when washing it so the print stays on longer  Actual Advice Mallard

If you want to help those in Boston Don't pray, donate blood or time

If you want to help those in  Boston Don't pray, donate blood or time  Actual Advice Mallard

Printer refusing to print in black because you have no coloured ink? Cover the light sensor on the ink cartridge with black tape and put it back in

Printer refusing to print in black because you have no coloured ink? Cover the light sensor on the ink cartridge with black tape and put it back in   Actual Advice Mallard

Watching late night tv? brush your teeth during a commercial break. you'll stop snacking and can crash at any point afterwards

Watching late night tv? brush your teeth during a commercial break. you'll stop snacking and can crash at any point afterwards  Actual Advice Mallard

ant problem in your house? ants hate cucumber, leave bits of cucumber where they are getting into the house

ant problem in your house? ants hate cucumber, leave bits of cucumber where they are getting into the house  Actual Advice Mallard

be a good person because it's the right thing to do, and makes everyone's day a little better not because you're afraid of going to hell

be a good person because it's the right thing to do, and makes everyone's day a little better not because you're afraid of going to hell  Actual Advice Mallard

If involved in a car accident, never say "I'm sorry" This can be used against you as legal admission of guilt

If involved in a car accident, never say
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