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pick your floor number, then hold that button and the close elevator button down for about 3 seconds the elevator will go straight to your floor and won't stop to pick up other people

pick your floor number, then hold that button and the close elevator button down for about 3 seconds the elevator will go straight to your floor and won't stop to pick up other people Actual Advice Mallard
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Grabbing something from your car? Take this opportunity to let loose the fart you've been holding.

Grabbing something from your car? Take this opportunity to let loose the fart you've been holding. Actual Advice Mallard
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If you lend someone a pen and they don't give it back, dont go to www.pen island.com to get a new pen

If you lend someone a pen and they don't give it back, dont go to www.pen island.com to get a new pen Actual Advice Mallard
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buy gold & silver if you want to protect your wealth

buy gold & silver if you want to protect your wealth Actual Advice Mallard
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It may not seem like the best idea at the time but do your fucking homework

It may not seem like the best idea at the time but do your fucking homework Actual Advice Mallard
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if you're being shot at don't run away in a straight line

if you're being shot at don't run away in a straight line Actual Advice Mallard
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INSTALL HOVERZOOM FOR CHROME, and never click a link again And if you don't use chrome, get a real browser.

INSTALL HOVERZOOM FOR CHROME, and never click a link again And if you don't use chrome, get a real browser. Actual Advice Mallard
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If someone needs to access an account on your computer instead of signing out of yours, have them sign in using Incognito Mode

If someone needs to access an account on your computer instead of signing out of yours, have them sign in using Incognito Mode Actual Advice Mallard
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The war on terror will never end because criminals will always exist

The war on terror will never end because criminals will always exist Actual Advice Mallard
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Trying to communicate to or from a disaster area? SMS is more reliable and more considerate of others

Trying to communicate to or from a disaster area? SMS is more reliable and more considerate of others Actual Advice Mallard
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