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Don't get into a rock fight.

 Don't get into a rock fight.   Actual Advice Mallard

Dont underestimate the ducks ability to rape

Dont underestimate the ducks ability to rape  Actual Advice Mallard

Before you check out your reflection in a window Make sure you know whos on the other side

Before you check out your reflection in a window Make sure you know whos  on the other side  Actual Advice Mallard

Love reddit's intellectual discussions but hate the puns? Try Quora instead

Love reddit's intellectual discussions but hate the puns? Try Quora instead  Actual Advice Mallard

Make up a story And repost something

Make up a story And repost something  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't have an adequate surface to play beer pong on? Take a door off the hinges

Don't have an adequate surface to play beer pong on? Take a door off the hinges   Actual Advice Mallard

want to know if its cold outside but don't want to go outside touch the door knob of any door leading outside

want to know if its cold outside but don't want to go outside touch the door knob of any door leading outside  Actual Advice Mallard

It is pronounced mallard not "Mul-lard"

It is pronounced mallard not

If you know /u/cant_lane, and he invites you to Antartica, Don't go

If you know /u/cant_lane, and he invites you to Antartica, Don't go   Actual Advice Mallard

Don't microwave pure water The microwaves prevent boiling, causing the water to get superheated and when you move it can explode and cover you with extremely hot water causing extremely severe burns.

Don't microwave pure water The microwaves prevent boiling, causing the water to get superheated and when you move it can explode and cover you with extremely hot water causing extremely severe burns.  Actual Advice Mallard
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