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check to see if there is toilet paper before you take a shit

check to see if there is toilet paper  before you take a shit   Actual Advice Mallard

If you're working on a weekend, keep an extra set of nice clothes in your car You never know when your friends might pounce a party/club night on you.

If you're working on a weekend, keep an extra set of nice clothes in your car You never know when your friends might pounce a party/club night on you.  Actual Advice Mallard

If you miss a popular reddit post just search for it, you'll probably find it

If you miss a popular reddit post just search for it, you'll probably find it  Actual Advice Mallard

Turn off Facebook Notifications to your phone for 24 hours You don't need to be told 100 times during the day that it is your birthday

Turn off Facebook Notifications to your phone for 24 hours You don't need to be told 100 times during the day that it is your birthday  Actual Advice Mallard

The Internet never forgets So don't post images of you doing dumb and potentially illegal things, they might come back to haunt you.

The Internet never forgets So don't post images of you doing dumb and potentially illegal things, they might come back to haunt you.   Actual Advice Mallard

if you're being attacked by a bear jab your thumb into it's piggy eye and call your dogs

if you're being attacked by a bear jab your thumb into it's piggy eye and call your dogs  Actual Advice Mallard

If a girl out of your league is interested in you She is most likely manipulative and will cheat on you

If a girl out of your league is interested in you She is most likely manipulative and will cheat on you  Actual Advice Mallard

IF YOU POST A Ctrl+Alt HOTKEY TIP TO r/LIFEPROTIPS YOU'LL GET A LOT OF UPVOTES

IF YOU POST A Ctrl+Alt HOTKEY TIP TO r/LIFEPROTIPS YOU'LL GET A LOT OF UPVOTES  Actual Advice Mallard

There are only 2 acceptable reasons a guy should propose to a girl before the age of 20: If she's Christian, or if you're going bald

There are only 2 acceptable reasons a guy should propose to a girl before the age of 20: 
If she's Christian, or if you're going bald  Actual Advice Mallard

Wake up before your spouse/significant other/hooker You don't have to make the bed

Wake up before your spouse/significant other/hooker You don't have to make the bed  Actual Advice Mallard
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