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If you're colorblind Don't take advice from a duck

If you're colorblind Don't take advice from a duck  Actual Advice Mallard

stop drinking for the night before you become obnoxious and/or sick

stop drinking for the night before you become obnoxious and/or sick  Actual Advice Mallard

karma's a bitch make your decisions accordingly

karma's a bitch make your decisions accordingly  Actual Advice Mallard

a baby won't make him love you, or guarantee he'll stay

a baby won't make him love you, or guarantee he'll stay  Actual Advice Mallard

if she doesn't want to go out with you respect her decision. and understand that you can't make her change her mind; if she does, that's on her.

if she doesn't want to go out with you respect her decision. and understand that you can't make her change her mind; if she does, that's on her.  Actual Advice Mallard

Party tanking fast? Call party pete

Party tanking fast? Call party pete
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If all the girls you like only want to date jerks perhaps you need to examine who you're attracted to and who you might be overlooking

If all the girls you like only want to date jerks perhaps you need to examine who you're attracted to and who you might be overlooking  Actual Advice Mallard

Shark week? Buy dark chocolate with candied ginger ginger helps with nausea and the chocolate is self explanatory

Shark week?  Buy dark chocolate with candied ginger ginger helps with nausea and the chocolate is self explanatory  Actual Advice Mallard

If you don't want your mom to know you smoke Don't smoke

If you don't want your mom to know you smoke Don't smoke  Actual Advice Mallard

Never let your woman discuss her problems with another man A shoulder to cry on becomes a dick to ride on

Never let your woman discuss her problems with another man A shoulder to cry on becomes a dick to ride on  Actual Advice Mallard
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