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When caught in a rip current swim parallel to the shore... not toward it. swim to the side, stay alive.

When caught in a rip current swim parallel to the shore... not toward it. swim to the side, stay alive.  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't lend your friends or family money you can't afford to give away

Don't lend your friends or family money  you can't afford to give away  Actual Advice Mallard

Want to know if OP delivered? Search [S] in the comments

Want to know if OP delivered? Search [S] in the comments  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't listen to advice from this meme It's almost always pointless and will leave you worse off than before

Don't listen to advice from this meme It's almost always pointless and will leave you worse off than before  Actual Advice Mallard

spray your cologne/perfume once on a drier sheet while doing laundry so you'll smell good all day

spray your cologne/perfume once on a drier sheet while doing laundry so you'll smell good all day  Actual Advice Mallard

before you insult someone think about how your words will make *you* feel. it's often worse than the person you are trying to insult.

before you insult someone think about how your words will make *you* feel. it's often worse than the person you are trying to insult.  Actual Advice Mallard

Stop looking at reddit during class

 Stop looking at reddit during class  Actual Advice Mallard

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scared of digital fingerprints on cell phone pictures? open the file at a public library and save a screenshot.

scared of digital fingerprints on cell phone pictures? open the file at a public library and save a screenshot.  Actual Advice Mallard

Chronically Lonely or Depressed? Get a cat! They give maximum love for minimum maintenance And taking care of it gets you out of your own head.

Chronically Lonely or Depressed?  Get a cat! They give maximum love for minimum maintenance And taking care of it gets you out of your own head.    Actual Advice Mallard
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