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Before sitting down to drop a deuce always make sure there is toilet paper

Before sitting down to drop a deuce always make sure there is toilet paper Actual Advice Mallard
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When planning your wedding, attend as many as you can You might get ideas on what to do, or find out what you thought was a good idea actually isnt.

When planning your wedding, attend as many as you can You might get ideas on what to do, or find out what you thought was a good idea actually isnt. Actual Advice Mallard
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Tornado on its way? Get to the nearest bank

Tornado on its way? Get to the nearest bank Actual Advice Mallard
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don't go grocery shopping when you're hungry

don't go grocery shopping when you're hungry Actual Advice Mallard
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Make sure you are located within their districts They only care if you can vote for them

Make sure you are located within their districts They only care if you can vote for them Actual Advice Mallard
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Accuse them of something they didn't do And compare that reaction to their reaction to the real accusation

Accuse them of something they didn't do And compare that reaction to their reaction to the real accusation Actual Advice Mallard
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mathur IF you ever suspect someone's following ur cycle Take four right turns, it forms a circle. If they're still behind you, they're following

mathur IF you ever suspect someone's following ur cycle Take four right turns, it forms a circle. If they're still behind you, they're following Actual Advice Mallard
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Monday is Memorial Day Please do not thank Veterens (as they are alive) for their service. This day is to remember those that are no longer with us & fought for our country

Monday is Memorial Day Please do not thank Veterens (as they are alive) for their service. This day is to remember those that are no longer with us & fought for our country Actual Advice Mallard
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If you paid for a friends ticket and/or gas Pay for parking as well, since your his bitch

If you paid for a friends ticket and/or gas Pay for parking as well, since your his bitch Actual Advice Mallard
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Only choose translators that are fluent in the destination language Even if they get it wrong, at least it won't be complete nonsense

Only choose translators that are fluent in the destination language Even if they get it wrong, at least it won't be complete nonsense Actual Advice Mallard
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