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Dont Take advice from a rapist

Dont Take advice from a rapist  Actual Advice Mallard

What can I Say Bitch Likes it Rough

What can I Say  Bitch Likes it Rough  Actual Advice Mallard

When you want to voice your opinion Think of how to say it logically and as non-offensive as possible

When you want to voice your opinion Think of how to say it logically and as non-offensive as possible  Actual Advice Mallard

Even if you're not leaving the house take a shower and get dressed You'll feel like you accomplished something

Even if you're not leaving the house take a shower and get dressed You'll feel like you accomplished something   Actual Advice Mallard

If your gif is too large to upload to imgur make a private tumblr blog to upload your images to and find the direct link in the source code

If your gif is too large to upload to imgur make a private tumblr blog to upload your images to and find the direct link in the source code  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't try to understand women Women understand women and they hate each other

Don't try to understand women Women understand women and they hate each other  Actual Advice Mallard

If you find a hair wrapped around your penis while urinating wait until done peeing before pulling it off

If you find a hair wrapped around your penis while urinating wait until done peeing before pulling it off  Actual Advice Mallard

take out several loans, autopay from a separate bank account containing loans and never spend any of it on time payments over time are a huge factor in building credit

take out several loans, autopay from a separate bank account containing loans and never spend any of it on time payments over time are a huge factor in building credit  Actual Advice Mallard

If you're leaving your number in a voice mail and actually want the person to call you back Speak slow and clear enough for them to understand you

If you're leaving your number in a voice mail and actually want the person to call you back Speak slow and clear enough for them to understand you  Actual Advice Mallard

If you have to mention a significant other to customer service Say "partner"

If you have to mention a significant other to customer service Say
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