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Dont wait for your friends to call you make the plans yourself

Dont wait for your friends to call you make the plans yourself Actual Advice Mallard
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Come into contact with a heavyset man? Don't call him "big guy." That might be the last straw.

Come into contact with a heavyset man? Don't call him
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Unless you can see the baby coming out of her Don't even suggest that a woman is pregnant

Unless you can see the baby coming out of her Don't even suggest that a woman is pregnant Actual Advice Mallard
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If you meet someone who doesn't have a really set group of friends or best friend(s) chances are there really bad at maintaining friendships or a bad friend and will drag you down with them

If you meet someone who doesn't have a really set group of friends or best friend(s) chances are there really bad at maintaining friendships or a bad friend and will drag you down with them Actual Advice Mallard
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Need to freshen your breath but don't want to make it obvious? Wet your toothbrush slightly and brush your teeth. Toothpaste residue will freshen your breath and it removes plaque.

Need to freshen your breath but don't want to make it obvious? Wet your toothbrush slightly and brush your teeth. Toothpaste residue will freshen your breath and it removes plaque. Actual Advice Mallard
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If you ever murder somemone Bury the body under a dead dog. The sniffer dog will dig up the dead dog and the police will think its a false positive.

If you ever murder somemone Bury the body under a dead dog. The sniffer dog will dig up the dead dog and the police will think its a false positive. Actual Advice Mallard
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If youre at a girls house and youre thinking of having sex Check her bathroom (shower) for vaginal wash. If there is none.. Dont do it.

If youre at a girls house and youre thinking of having sex Check her bathroom (shower) for vaginal wash. If there is none.. Dont do it. Actual Advice Mallard
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Replace your cigarettes and soda With cannabis and water

Replace your cigarettes and soda With cannabis and water Actual Advice Mallard
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When using heavy machinery Don't wear gloves

When using heavy machinery Don't wear gloves Actual Advice Mallard
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