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Chances are if you are contemplating the end of a relationship It's already over

Chances are if you are contemplating the end of a relationship  It's already over  Actual Advice Mallard

Breath air To live

Breath air To live  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't believe everything the advice mallard says The internet is full of lies

Don't believe everything the advice mallard says The internet is full of lies  Actual Advice Mallard

Fact: you are a retard when you take advice from a fucking duck.

Fact: you are a retard when you take advice from a fucking duck.  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't tell women the truth validate whatever assinine thought or opinion they post about--Or BEWARE!

Don't tell women the truth validate whatever assinine thought or opinion they post about--Or BEWARE!  Actual Advice Mallard

If a girl has a cute face but all her pictures are of her neck up... she is a facebook chameleon and you probably dont need to see the rest of her to figure it out

If a girl has a cute face but all her pictures are of her neck up... she is a facebook chameleon and you probably dont need to see the rest of her to figure it out  Actual Advice Mallard

If your pee is yellow drink some motherfucking water-o

If your pee is yellow drink some motherfucking water-o  Actual Advice Mallard

Buy the video game You'll learn a lot about the teams, the players, the divisions, and much more.

Buy the video game You'll learn a lot about the teams, the players, the divisions, and much more.  Actual Advice Mallard

if you don't like a certain subreddit you can unsubscribe from it on the right side of the sub's front page

if you don't like a certain subreddit you can unsubscribe from it on the right side of the sub's front page  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't use the reddit search engine Instead use google and type site:reddit.com, intitle:"some title"

Don't use the reddit search engine Instead use google and type site:reddit.com, intitle:
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