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see a red light in front of you? Your foot should not be on the accelerator

see a red light in front of you? Your foot should not be on the accelerator Actual Advice Mallard
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You will always know which prostitutes are cops because they're always the ones that are actually good looking

You will always know which prostitutes are cops because they're always the ones that are actually good looking Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't expect much from this meme

Don't expect much from this meme Actual Advice Mallard
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If you see an r/Atheism post on the front page It's a reminder that you need to log in

If you see an r/Atheism post on the front page It's a reminder that you need to log in Actual Advice Mallard
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If you injure the roof of your mouth Stop licking it. It will quit hurting.

If you injure the roof of your mouth Stop licking it. It will quit hurting. Actual Advice Mallard
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Almost every room in a house or apartment has a little heating vent in the floor of each room They aren't bolted or nailed down. As long as what you're hiding isn't temperature sensitive, you can just lift it up and hide things there

Almost every room in a house or apartment has a little heating vent in the floor of each room They aren't bolted or nailed down. As long as what you're hiding isn't temperature sensitive, you can just lift it up and hide things there Actual Advice Mallard
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Just take Sleeping medication

Just take Sleeping medication Actual Advice Mallard
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If you want your man to feel good about himself tell him how sore you are after sex

If you want your man to feel good about himself tell him how sore you are after sex Actual Advice Mallard
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if you want to chew gum go to the bathroom before taking it out

if you want to chew gum go to the bathroom before taking it out Actual Advice Mallard
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WHEN THE LANE IS TOO NARROW TO FIT A BIKE AND A CAR SIDE-BY-SIDE IT IS SAFEST FOR EVERYONE IF THE CYCLIST USES THE CENTER OF THE LANE

WHEN THE LANE IS TOO NARROW TO FIT A BIKE AND A CAR SIDE-BY-SIDE IT IS SAFEST FOR EVERYONE IF THE CYCLIST USES THE CENTER OF THE LANE Actual Advice Mallard
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