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Brush your teeth right after you shower That will keep toothpaste off your uniform

Brush your teeth right after you shower That will keep toothpaste off your uniform Actual Advice Mallard
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Why are you picking strategic times to be nice? Be nice to everybody all the time, asshole

Why are you picking strategic times to be nice? Be nice to everybody all the time, asshole Actual Advice Mallard
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For the sake of other drivers, family, friends, girlfriend/wife, yourself finance, future, career, etc... Don't drink and drive

For the sake of other drivers, family, friends, girlfriend/wife, yourself finance, future, career, etc... Don't drink and drive Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't Volunteer on Thanksgiving and Christmas Everyone else has the same idea, and places get overloaded. Volunteer sporadically throughout the year, or donate money

Don't Volunteer on Thanksgiving and Christmas Everyone else has the same idea, and places get overloaded. Volunteer sporadically throughout the year, or donate money Actual Advice Mallard
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don't take people being rude personally You don't know what kind of shit has happened to them recently

don't take people being rude personally You don't know what kind of shit has happened to them recently Actual Advice Mallard
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Instead of trying a ton of things to keep from getting shit in your mouth while unclogging the toilet Just slowly push the plunger down then pull it up really fast. No more potty mouth!

Instead of trying a ton of things to keep from getting shit in your mouth while unclogging the toilet Just slowly push the plunger down then pull it up really fast. No more potty mouth! Actual Advice Mallard
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9 children die every minute from easily preventable diseases; only 3 people died at the marathon If you really want to help, don't spend your time on something so trivial in the grand scheme.

9 children die every minute from easily preventable diseases; only 3 people died at the marathon If you really want to help, don't spend your time on something so trivial in the grand scheme. Actual Advice Mallard
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if you have trouble peeing next to others in public restrooms just hold it

if you have trouble peeing next to others in public restrooms just hold it Actual Advice Mallard
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If you dont like r/new try r/random

If you dont like r/new try r/random Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't take advice from redditors

Don't take advice from redditors Actual Advice Mallard
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