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If you do things that could send you to federal prison you should stop making memes and get your shit together

If you do things that could send you to federal prison you should stop making memes and get your shit together  Actual Advice Mallard

If you want to laugh and share in the fun of smoking trees with your fellow ents do not post on r/trees cause those mods are dicks now.

If you want to laugh and share in the fun of smoking trees with your fellow ents do not post on r/trees cause those mods are dicks now.   Actual Advice Mallard

If she's your best friend and already has a boyfriend It's probably easier to just move on

If she's your best friend and already has a boyfriend It's probably easier to just move on  Actual Advice Mallard

If you smoke a lot, buy more weed when you're down to your last nug/bowl/blunt. It's so much less stressful then when you're trying to find weed after you run out and no one can help you.

If you smoke a lot, buy more weed when you're down to your last nug/bowl/blunt. It's so much less stressful then when you're trying to find weed after you run out and no one can help you.   Actual Advice Mallard

When going through airport security... Place all your metal items in the same pocket in your carry on bag, and untie your shoes in line ahead of time

When going through airport security... Place all your metal items in the same pocket in your carry on bag, and untie your shoes in line ahead of time  Actual Advice Mallard

If you want to post a Confession Bear... Post it to r/offmychest

If you want to post a Confession Bear... Post it to r/offmychest  Actual Advice Mallard

Add Some baking soda to the water when boiling eggs They will peel easier

Add Some baking soda to the water when boiling eggs They will peel easier  Actual Advice Mallard

the liberal newspapers tell the truth 99x out of 100 to make the one lie more convincing

the liberal newspapers tell the truth 99x out of 100 to make the one lie more convincing  Actual Advice Mallard

put a dry towel into the dryer clothes dry faster

put a dry towel into the dryer clothes dry faster  Actual Advice Mallard

Just masturbate

 Just masturbate  Actual Advice Mallard
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