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Chew gum And drink water

Chew gum And drink water Actual Advice Mallard
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save money on anniversary cards take your wife to the store, each of you pick a card, read it, cry a little, hug, and put it back

save money on anniversary cards take your wife to the store, each of you pick a card, read it, cry a little, hug, and put it back Actual Advice Mallard
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If he cheats on his wife with you He will cheat on you with someone else

If he cheats on his wife with you He will cheat on you with someone else Actual Advice Mallard
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If everyone in your party is getting separate checks Don't pay with a $20 bill and ask for change

If everyone in your party is getting separate checks Don't pay with a $20 bill and ask for change Actual Advice Mallard
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if you want to make frontpage quickly make up a succes kid how you was broke and homeless and now you aren't and call it "my first post"

if you want to make frontpage quickly make up a succes kid how you was broke and homeless and now you aren't and call it
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While smoking on the toilet don't ash between your legs

While smoking on the toilet don't ash between your legs Actual Advice Mallard
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If you want to have a successful relationship Dont take advice from a duck

If you want to have a successful relationship Dont take advice from a duck Actual Advice Mallard
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If you're going to turn in late work to your instructor, don't make up lies about it we're not as dumb as you think we are and you'll only make us more annoyed

If you're going to turn in late work to your instructor, don't make up lies about it we're not as dumb as you think we are and you'll only make us more annoyed Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't take dating advice from, fucking strangers because, what works for their relationship might not work for yours

Don't take dating advice from, fucking strangers because, what works for their relationship might not work for yours Actual Advice Mallard
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don't hesitate to say you don't know something it makes you more credible when it comes to the subjects you do know

don't hesitate to say you don't know something it makes you more credible when it comes to the subjects you do know Actual Advice Mallard
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