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Pee Before you masturbate

Pee Before you masturbate Actual Advice Mallard
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If you think you're going to be assassinated Hire a look-alike

If you think you're going to be assassinated Hire a look-alike Actual Advice Mallard
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Not sure what to get or do with your Significant Other? Use the Evernote app. Listen to your signification other to what they would like to have or do and type it in the evernote app.

Not sure what to get or do with your Significant Other? Use the Evernote app. Listen to your signification other to what they would like to have or do and type it in the evernote app. Actual Advice Mallard
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If you want to increase your chances with a girl start by talking to her

If you want to increase your chances with a girl start by talking to her Actual Advice Mallard
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Want to get rid of facebook friends? See whose birthday it is everyday, and you'll see people you'll want to delete

Want to get rid of facebook friends? See whose birthday it is everyday, and you'll see people you'll want to delete Actual Advice Mallard
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ctrl+left click on a hyperlink opens it to a new tab and keeps you on your page

ctrl+left click on a hyperlink opens it to a new tab and keeps you on your page Actual Advice Mallard
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Trying to take a stealthy late night piss? Sit down and aim for the side of the bowl.

Trying to take a stealthy late night piss? Sit down and aim for the side of the bowl. Actual Advice Mallard
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Need to make paper longer? 12pt text with 14pt commas and periods

Need to make paper longer? 12pt text with 14pt commas and periods Actual Advice Mallard
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Hate sitting on a ice cold toilet seat Use a blow dryer to heat it up

Hate sitting on a ice cold toilet seat Use a blow dryer to heat it up Actual Advice Mallard
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dry your face first

dry your face first Actual Advice Mallard
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