Actual Advice Mallard

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increase character spacing

increase character spacing  Actual Advice Mallard

Make sure the body is dead fuck it when nobody is watching

Make sure the body is dead fuck it when nobody is watching  Actual Advice Mallard

Corpse of a fellow duck somewhere nearby? Fuck him

Corpse of a fellow duck somewhere nearby? Fuck him  Actual Advice Mallard

Having trouble cleaning your blender? Add water, soap & blend. Now you've got yourself a mini washing machine.

Having trouble cleaning your blender? Add water, soap & blend. Now you've got yourself a mini washing machine.  Actual Advice Mallard

Call Customer Retention, Don't Chat Online it's difficult to give someone hell online

Call Customer Retention, Don't Chat Online it's difficult to give someone hell online  Actual Advice Mallard

If you get parenting decisions from memes You shouldn't be a parent

If you get parenting decisions from memes You shouldn't be a parent  Actual Advice Mallard

Never confess your love for a women Show her by asking her out on a date

Never confess your love for a women Show her by asking her out on a date  Actual Advice Mallard

When your kid says something Listen

When your kid says something Listen  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't want to scratch your phone's screen? Don't put it in the pocket with your keys and change

Don't want to scratch your phone's screen? Don't put it in the pocket with your keys and change  Actual Advice Mallard
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