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Mugging Someone? Check their wallet for an ID and credit cards? Not there? It's a decoy

Mugging Someone? Check their wallet for an ID and credit cards? Not there? It's a decoy Actual Advice Mallard
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Park in the first spot you see Walking a little farther is good for you, and you won't waste time looking for the 'perfect' spot.

Park in the first spot you see Walking a little farther is good for you, and you won't waste time looking for the 'perfect' spot. Actual Advice Mallard
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Learn how to get rich Women see that as a sign of maturity and will think much more highly of you. Also you can develop you cooking skills when you are loaded.

Learn how to get rich Women see that as a sign of maturity and will think much more highly of you. Also you can develop you cooking skills when you are loaded. Actual Advice Mallard
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For the love of god Don't use the chrome extension hover zoom at work if nsfw links are in your feed

For the love of god Don't use the chrome extension hover zoom at work if nsfw links are in your feed Actual Advice Mallard
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When on the toilet put your feet on a raised platform it will be the best poop you've ever had

When on the toilet put your feet on a raised platform it will be the best poop you've ever had Actual Advice Mallard
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NEVER ORder flowers online

NEVER ORder flowers online Actual Advice Mallard
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If you want to test a remote control, film the top of it with your smartphone's camera Cameras are likely sensitive to Infrared

If you want to test a remote control, film the top of it with your smartphone's camera Cameras are likely sensitive to Infrared Actual Advice Mallard
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If you are responsible with your credit cards and have a decent one Use it to pay for all your bills and purchases to save about 1% on everything

If you are responsible with your credit cards and have a decent one Use it to pay for all your bills and purchases to save about 1% on everything Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't kid yourself, only post to r/funny if you actually r funny!

Don't kid yourself, only post to r/funny if you actually r funny! Actual Advice Mallard
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PUT SOME ICE CUBES IN A GLASS IN YOUR FREEZER IF YOUR FREEZER LOSES POWER, YOU'LL BE ABLE TO TELL

PUT SOME ICE CUBES IN A GLASS IN YOUR FREEZER IF YOUR FREEZER LOSES POWER, YOU'LL BE ABLE TO TELL Actual Advice Mallard
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