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Afraid your drink might be drugged? Have the guy who got it for you drink some first

Afraid your drink might be drugged?  Have the guy who got it for you drink some first   Actual Advice Mallard

If you're basing how you'll feel for the rest of the day Don't trust reddit with that

If you're basing how you'll feel for the rest of the day  Don't trust reddit with that  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't be dumb

Don't be dumb  Actual Advice Mallard

If you dont want somebody to spoil something dont say anything about it to them

If you dont want somebody to spoil something dont say anything about it to them  Actual Advice Mallard

If you're trying to look professional don't use comic sans MS. In fact, Don't use it even if you're not trying to look professional. Don't use it at all. It's fucking ugly.

If you're trying to look professional don't use comic sans MS.
 In fact, Don't use it even if you're not trying to look professional. Don't use it at all. It's fucking ugly.   Actual Advice Mallard

if you want guys to visit your vagina try not farting into it

if you want guys to visit your vagina try not farting into it  Actual Advice Mallard

When making tea/ramen/whatever Fill your kettle/pot/whatever with hot water before boiling it

When making tea/ramen/whatever Fill your kettle/pot/whatever with hot water before boiling it  Actual Advice Mallard

TO DO LIST 1. Not give a fuck 2. That's all

TO DO LIST 1. Not give a fuck
2. That's all  Actual Advice Mallard

Keep admiting crimes on Reddit It's best to do it in /r/FBI, there are NO cops there!

Keep admiting crimes on Reddit It's best to do it in /r/FBI, there are NO cops there!  Actual Advice Mallard

Use Athlete's Foot Spray To Remove Mildew From Your Shower

Use Athlete's Foot Spray To Remove Mildew From Your Shower  Actual Advice Mallard
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