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Don't litter It raises taxes

Don't litter  It raises taxes  Actual Advice Mallard

If she will cheat with you she will cheat on you

If she will cheat with you she will cheat on you  Actual Advice Mallard

talk to a woman

talk to a woman  Actual Advice Mallard

attacking the judeo-christian tradition is not the same thing as disproving the concept of the divine

attacking the judeo-christian tradition is not the same thing as disproving the concept of the divine  Actual Advice Mallard

If you're going to talk about Image macros in a video Make sure you know what they're called . . . Elliot

If you're going to talk about Image macros in a video Make sure you know what they're called . . .  Elliot  Actual Advice Mallard

If you aren't pretty... You should try to become funny

If you aren't pretty... You should try to become funny  Actual Advice Mallard

Never ever ever check reddit before doing school.

 Never ever ever check reddit before doing school.  Actual Advice Mallard

Sometimes you shouldn't look up information about your favorite bands; It can be better to let them remain your imaginary ideal idols, than find out they're asshole douchebags.

Sometimes you shouldn't look up information about your favorite bands; It can be better to let them remain your imaginary ideal idols, than find out they're asshole douchebags.  Actual Advice Mallard

if you're trying to be original don't wear a waldo costume to coachella

if you're trying to be original don't wear a waldo costume to coachella  Actual Advice Mallard

I AM A DUCK.

I AM A DUCK.  Actual Advice Mallard
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