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Any girl that insists on an elaborate, contrived way of being asked to prom isn't worth taking.

Any girl that insists on an elaborate, contrived way of being asked to prom isn't worth taking. Actual Advice Mallard
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don't waste your breath reasoning with atheists these are people who don't believe in god but have no problem believing in scientists

don't waste your breath reasoning with atheists these are people who don't believe in god but have no problem believing in scientists Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't get married unless you are ready to take care of a baby oh, and also be prepared for the possibility of having kids

Don't get married unless you are ready to take care of a baby oh, and also be prepared for the possibility of having kids Actual Advice Mallard
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If you're gonna commit murder Take my advice first

If you're gonna commit murder Take my advice first Actual Advice Mallard
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If every one from your past is evil and betrayed you your current friends will realize.. that will be them soon.

If every one from your past is evil and betrayed you your current friends will realize.. that will be them soon. Actual Advice Mallard
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When you're sending an important message write it and leave it for a couple of days to make sure it is what you want to say.

When you're sending an important message write it and leave it for a couple of days to make sure it is what you want to say. Actual Advice Mallard
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If you're posting an image on imgur dont use punctuation in the captions, it doesn't look good on reddit for some reason.

If you're posting an image on imgur dont use punctuation in the captions, it doesn't look good on reddit for some reason. Actual Advice Mallard
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Getting tired of Reddit's front page? Hang out on /r/new for a while. You'll appreciate the quality of the front page when you return.

Getting tired of Reddit's front page? Hang out on /r/new for a while. You'll appreciate the quality of the front page when you return. Actual Advice Mallard
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Spending to much time on the Toilet? Try to turn the Heating off in Winter

Spending to much time on the Toilet? Try to turn the Heating off in Winter Actual Advice Mallard
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When fastforwarding through commercials on your dvr hit play at the commercial for the show on the same channel - it's usually the last commercial of the bunch

When fastforwarding through commercials on your dvr hit play at the commercial for the show on the same channel - it's usually the last commercial of the bunch Actual Advice Mallard
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