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Do not eat any kind of Crayfish that has a limp tail after its been cooked this means it was already dead before it was cooked

Do not eat any kind of Crayfish that has a limp tail after its been cooked this means it was already dead before it was cooked Actual Advice Mallard
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brush your teeth and floss them, too

brush your teeth and floss them, too Actual Advice Mallard
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If you are getting scared watching a movie look around the 4 sides of the TV and remind yourself its just a TV

If you are getting scared watching a movie look around the 4 sides of the TV and remind yourself its just a TV Actual Advice Mallard
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Chew with your mouth closed Chew with your mouth closed

Chew with your mouth closed Chew with your mouth closed Actual Advice Mallard
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Time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time.

Time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time. Actual Advice Mallard
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Can't eat meat on Fridays Have a meat eating binge party on Thursday

Can't eat meat on Fridays Have a meat eating binge party on Thursday Actual Advice Mallard
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Never ever take a job Just for the money

Never ever take a job Just for the money Actual Advice Mallard
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find yourself tugging your skirt or shorts down during the day? You're uncomfortable with how much you're showing, wear longer clothes.

find yourself tugging your skirt or shorts down during the day? You're uncomfortable with how much you're showing, wear longer clothes. Actual Advice Mallard
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If you hate your gf best-friend, don't yell at him. All that you say and do will be held against you in the court of relationships.

If you hate your gf best-friend, don't yell at him. All that you say and do will be held against you in the court of relationships. Actual Advice Mallard
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don't cheat on your significant other

don't cheat on your significant other Actual Advice Mallard
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