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If you're about to cheat on your significant other re-evaluate your relationship. If you still want someone else, leave your s/o first.

If you're about to cheat on your significant other re-evaluate your relationship. If you still want someone else, leave your s/o first.  Actual Advice Mallard

Masturbate

Masturbate   Actual Advice Mallard

Not sure if you should masturbate before making a decision? Masturbate before deciding to masturbate

Not sure if you should masturbate before making a decision? Masturbate before deciding to masturbate  Actual Advice Mallard

Thinking of cheating on your wife or girlfriend? Don't fucking do it. It's ALWAYS a bad idea.

Thinking of cheating on your wife or girlfriend? Don't fucking do it.  It's ALWAYS a bad idea.  Actual Advice Mallard

Knock before going into any bathroom You really don't want to see what is going on in there

Knock before going into any bathroom You really don't want to see what is going on in there  Actual Advice Mallard

when in doubt pull it out

when in doubt pull it out  Actual Advice Mallard

complain about it on Reddit it will make things better

complain about it on Reddit  it will make things better  Actual Advice Mallard

use actual advice mallard's advice don't tell people you got the idea from a duck!

use actual advice mallard's advice don't tell people you got the idea from a duck!  Actual Advice Mallard

if you actually be yourself girls will like you

if you actually be yourself girls will like you  Actual Advice Mallard

Carry extra gum and pencils People will like you

Carry extra gum and pencils People will like you   Actual Advice Mallard
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