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If a girl tells you "youre sweet" respond with "youre cute" they basically mean the same thing

If a girl tells you

Use imgur Government computers deny access to quickmeme

Use imgur Government computers deny access to quickmeme  Actual Advice Mallard

If you intend to shit your pants wear the brown suit

If you intend to shit your pants wear the brown suit  Actual Advice Mallard

New Bank card? Enjoy another free month of netflix

New Bank card? Enjoy another free month of netflix  Actual Advice Mallard

Want karma? post about the safe

Want karma? post about the safe  Actual Advice Mallard

Save gas $$$ Draft behind an 18 wheeler

Save gas $$$ Draft behind an 18 wheeler   Actual Advice Mallard

Backup Everything

Backup Everything  Actual Advice Mallard

Never underestimate anything or anyone

Never underestimate  anything or anyone  Actual Advice Mallard

never submit to a "field sobriety test" there is no way to "pass" it, even "good" results will never get you out of a breathalyzer test, and you are only giving the cop dash-cam video evidence that he will use against you in court

never submit to a

Respect people even if you feel disrespected. And eventually we will all be treated the way we want to be.

Respect people even if you feel disrespected. And eventually we will all be treated the way we want to be.  Actual Advice Mallard
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