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If you use a meme incorrectly you're gonna have a bad time

If you use a meme incorrectly you're gonna have a bad time Actual Advice Mallard
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If your confession bear starts with "I Think" Then you are stating an opinion and should not be using confession bear

If your confession bear starts with
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If your ex's insecure new girlfriend declines your party invitations for two years straight insisting that she be friends with you is probably what's making her feel insecure

If your ex's insecure new girlfriend declines your party invitations for two years straight insisting that she be friends with you is probably what's making her feel insecure Actual Advice Mallard
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POST DOESN'T GET MUCH KARMA? REPOST TWELVE HOURS LATER. MAYBE YOU'RE HUGE IN JAPAN

POST DOESN'T GET MUCH KARMA? REPOST TWELVE HOURS LATER. MAYBE YOU'RE HUGE IN JAPAN Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't ask questions Unless you're sure you want to hear the answer

Don't ask questions Unless you're sure you want to hear the answer Actual Advice Mallard
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Can't open a pickle jar? Leverage a spoon under the lid to break the vacuum seal. Jar will Open easily.

Can't open a pickle jar? Leverage a spoon under the lid to break the vacuum seal. Jar will Open easily. Actual Advice Mallard
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If you're breaking into someone's house to murder them Wear shoes that are 2-3 sizes too big so any found prints wont match your feet

If you're breaking into someone's house to murder them Wear shoes that are 2-3 sizes too big so any found prints wont match your feet Actual Advice Mallard
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If you want things to change in politics Stop re-electing the incumbents

If you want things to change in politics Stop re-electing the incumbents Actual Advice Mallard
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If you need to get out of school or work Drink 24 ounces of mountian dew a day and eat a bag of marshmallows a day. you will have explosive diarrhea for 3 days every hour.

If you need to get out of school or work Drink 24 ounces of mountian dew a day and eat a bag of marshmallows a day. you will have explosive diarrhea for 3 days every hour. Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't look down upon homeopathy Studies have shown that it treats dehydration

Don't look down upon homeopathy Studies have shown that it treats dehydration Actual Advice Mallard
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