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If there is a sign asking you not to feed me Don't feed me

If there is a sign asking you not to feed me Don't feed me  Actual Advice Mallard

if you talk about your friends behind their backs chances are they do the same to you

if you talk about your friends behind their backs chances are they do the same to you  Actual Advice Mallard

If you want help with your homework do not ask your dad. He'll turn it into a 5 hour lesson.

If you want help with your homework do not ask your dad. He'll turn it into a 5 hour lesson.  Actual Advice Mallard

check the stall for toilet paper before you go number two

check the stall for toilet paper before you go number two  Actual Advice Mallard

Never tailgate motorcycles They stop much faster than you and a rear collision can be fatal

Never tailgate motorcycles They stop much faster than you and a rear collision can be fatal  Actual Advice Mallard

Frequently take pictures of pets the pictures will come in handy if they are ever lost

Frequently take pictures of pets the pictures will come in handy if they are ever lost  Actual Advice Mallard

Nice you took the top comment of the original post and turned it into a meme

Nice you took the top comment of the original post and turned it into a meme  Actual Advice Mallard

Take all the candy you want from strangers Just don't take their advice!

Take all the candy you want from strangers Just don't take their advice!  Actual Advice Mallard

If you're going to release a huge fart Remove the chewing gum packet from your back pocket

If you're going to release a huge fart  Remove the chewing gum packet from your back pocket  Actual Advice Mallard

If you have a lot of music on your iPod and you don't want to shuffle through the songs you don't like then make a playlist of all your favorite songs and then shuffle your songs.

If you have a lot of music on your iPod and you don't want to shuffle through the songs you don't like  then make a playlist of all your favorite songs and then shuffle your songs.  Actual Advice Mallard
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