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If you work from home Get rid of those loud ass, motherfuckin', barkin' dogs.

If you work from home Get rid of those loud ass, motherfuckin', barkin' dogs. Actual Advice Mallard
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If the visibility is bad while driving Don't put your hazards on and continue driving.

If the visibility is bad while driving Don't put your hazards on and continue driving. Actual Advice Mallard
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Drink coffee after a large meal It speeds up your metabolic rate and digests the food quicker

Drink coffee after a large meal It speeds up your metabolic rate and digests the food quicker Actual Advice Mallard
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If you're getting a blowjob from a woman, and make eye contact, watch what they do if they look down, they think you're attractive. If they look to the side they think you're unattractive

If you're getting a blowjob from a woman, and make eye contact, watch what they do if they look down, they think you're attractive. If they look to the side they think you're unattractive Actual Advice Mallard
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If you hiring manager is trying to sell you on the job you are applying for find something else

If you hiring manager is trying to sell you on the job you are applying for find something else Actual Advice Mallard
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If your vehicle has a turn signal Use it

If your vehicle has a turn signal Use it Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't post anything you have seen on 9gag Reddit has probably already seen it

Don't post anything you have seen on 9gag Reddit has probably already seen it Actual Advice Mallard
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go to quickmeme actual advice mallard pages of good advice Actual Advice Mallard
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If you're in a trail of cars on a country road The slow car is probably not from a country area with winding roads, and is just being cautious. Don't ride his ass!

If you're in a trail of cars on a country road The slow car is probably not from a country area with winding roads, and is just being cautious. Don't ride his ass! Actual Advice Mallard
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if you're using your finger nail to do something you should probably be using a tool to do it instead

if you're using your finger nail to do something you should probably be using a tool to do it instead Actual Advice Mallard
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