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Get a good antivirus program and a good bit-torrent that way your computer is protected and every new game is free

Get a good antivirus program and a good bit-torrent that way your computer is protected and every new game is free Actual Advice Mallard
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Being called by the same telemarketer over and over again? Ask them to put your number on their "black list"

Being called by the same telemarketer over and over again? Ask them to put your number on their
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When turning right on red at an intersection with lights, Look at the lights for other directions to see if it's safe.

When turning right on red at an intersection with lights, Look at the lights for other directions to see if it's safe. Actual Advice Mallard
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If you are disoriented underwater follow your bubbles-they always float to the surface

If you are disoriented underwater follow your bubbles-they always float to the surface Actual Advice Mallard
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When lending a pen to someone if you don't give them the cap, they won't keep it

When lending a pen to someone if you don't give them the cap, they won't keep it Actual Advice Mallard
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An intelligent, well dress woman is hotter then a dumb naked girl.

An intelligent, well dress woman is hotter then a dumb naked girl. Actual Advice Mallard
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Can only afford cheap seats at the game? Bring binoculars and you'll see everything closer than the front row seats

Can only afford cheap seats at the game? Bring binoculars and you'll see everything closer than the front row seats Actual Advice Mallard
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Mowing the lawn Make sure you shake and kick all the random piles of crap on your yard

Mowing the lawn Make sure you shake and kick all the random piles of crap on your yard Actual Advice Mallard
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If you're getting raped Use cosmo sex tips

If you're getting raped Use cosmo sex tips Actual Advice Mallard
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before you retire for the night leave a glass of water by your bed

before you retire for the night leave a glass of water by your bed Actual Advice Mallard
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