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If you like hardshell tacos but hate the mess Wrap it in a softshell

If you like hardshell tacos but hate the mess Wrap it in a softshell  Actual Advice Mallard

whatever you do do not take advice from malicious advice mallard

whatever you do do not take advice from malicious advice mallard  Actual Advice Mallard

This meme is just r/LPT With a fucking duck

This meme is just r/LPT With a fucking duck  Actual Advice Mallard

Need change for a dollar? Put the bill in a vending machine and hit coin return

Need change for a dollar? Put the bill in a vending machine and hit coin return  Actual Advice Mallard

Save yourself some pain in the morning Hang all your hangers with the hooks pointing into the wardrobe

Save yourself some pain in the morning Hang all your hangers with the hooks pointing into the wardrobe  Actual Advice Mallard

When you buy tires don't look for buy 3 get 1 free. The prices are always raised in advance to compensate for the 4th tire.

When you buy tires don't look for buy 3 get 1 free. The prices are always raised in advance to compensate for the 4th tire.  Actual Advice Mallard

IF THE THOUGHT OF NEEDING TO SMELL YOUR BALLS TO SEE IF THEY SMELL CROSSES YOUR MIND WASH YOUR BALLS

IF THE THOUGHT OF NEEDING TO SMELL YOUR BALLS TO SEE IF THEY SMELL CROSSES YOUR MIND WASH YOUR BALLS  Actual Advice Mallard

Drink a cup of coffee before you nap wake up shortly after feeling refreshed

Drink a cup of coffee before you nap wake up shortly after feeling refreshed  Actual Advice Mallard

Want to lose weight, gain muscle, and not go to the gym? Do as many pull ups as you can EACH time before you eat

Want to lose weight, gain muscle, and not go to the gym? Do as many pull ups as you can EACH time before you eat  Actual Advice Mallard

It's ok to go to bed angry it's easier to talk rationally after a night's sleep

It's ok to go to bed angry it's easier to talk rationally after a night's sleep  Actual Advice Mallard
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