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Need extra time on your essay / paper? Save a random file as a .doc. The document will look corrupted, giving you at least a few hours extra.

Need extra time on your essay / paper? Save a random file as a .doc. The document will look corrupted, giving you at least a few hours extra.  Actual Advice Mallard

want a diet that works? eat less and exercise more

want a diet that works? eat less and exercise more  Actual Advice Mallard

If you are hanging out with your friends and have some spare time Make a harlem shake video

If you are hanging out with your friends and have some spare time Make a harlem shake video  Actual Advice Mallard

Think a girl likes you? Ask her. Just fucking ask her. For the love of fuck just ask her it's not that hard

Think a girl likes you? Ask her. Just fucking ask her. For the love of fuck just ask her it's not that hard  Actual Advice Mallard

If you already have common sense Avoid reading Actual Advice Mallard memes.

If you already have common sense Avoid reading Actual Advice Mallard memes.   Actual Advice Mallard

Don't lie to the police They will eventually find out and you will get in double the trouble

Don't lie to the police They will eventually find out and you will get in double the trouble   Actual Advice Mallard

Have to take a laxative? Buy baby wipes

Have to take a laxative? Buy baby wipes  Actual Advice Mallard

If you constistently get under 10 upvotes It just means that your jokes are more specified, not that their less funny

If you constistently get under 10 upvotes It just means that your jokes are 
more specified, not that their less funny  Actual Advice Mallard

If you judge him before you meet him you`re probably an asshole.

If you judge him before you meet him you`re probably an asshole.  Actual Advice Mallard

If you are a female who goes to a gym with guys in it don't drive there in your car

If you are a female who goes to a gym with guys in it don't drive there in your car  Actual Advice Mallard
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