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when buying dairy never grab the items near the front the fresher items are always further back

when buying dairy never grab the items near the front the fresher items are always further back Actual Advice Mallard
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If you get pulled over and you know for sure you're drunk refuse to take the Breathalyzer, you'll be arrested but cops will have zero proof to use in a DWI case

If you get pulled over and you know for sure you're drunk refuse to take the Breathalyzer, you'll be arrested but cops will have zero proof to use in a DWI case Actual Advice Mallard
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If you hold the door close button in an elevator You'll go straight to your floor without having to stop for anyone

If you hold the door close button in an elevator You'll go straight to your floor without having to stop for anyone Actual Advice Mallard
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IF you brag to your friends about how much karma you have it's time to get off of reddit

IF you brag to your friends about how much karma you have it's time to get off of reddit Actual Advice Mallard
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If an honor society requires you pay dues It's probably a scam.

If an honor society requires you pay dues It's probably a scam. Actual Advice Mallard
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If you ever escape prison Make one of the first things you do, buying new clothes

If you ever escape prison Make one of the first things you do, buying new clothes Actual Advice Mallard
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Someone tailgating you on the highway? spray your windshield fluid, it will mist on their windshield, annoy the hell out of them, and make them move

Someone tailgating you on the highway? spray your windshield fluid, it will mist on their windshield, annoy the hell out of them, and make them move Actual Advice Mallard
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can't get rid of bad breath Even after drinking lots of water? Keep your mouth closed when around people

can't get rid of bad breath Even after drinking lots of water? Keep your mouth closed when around people Actual Advice Mallard
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Always Check if there is toilet in a stall before doing taking a shit It stops you getting into a shitty situation

Always Check if there is toilet in a stall before doing taking a shit It stops you getting into a shitty situation Actual Advice Mallard
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