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Don't pour may mayonnaise in your socks before putting them on It will be terrible.

Don't pour may mayonnaise in your socks before putting them on It will be terrible. Actual Advice Mallard
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Afraid of reading a spoiler? Don't browse 'new' in r/gaming

Afraid of reading a spoiler? Don't browse 'new' in r/gaming Actual Advice Mallard
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if you want easy comment karma comment on reposts about how its a repost

if you want easy comment karma comment on reposts about how its a repost Actual Advice Mallard
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If an oncoming vehicle flashes its headlights as it passes you slow down, theres a speed trap ahead

If an oncoming vehicle flashes its headlights as it passes you slow down, theres a speed trap ahead Actual Advice Mallard
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If some moron posts shitty half thought out advice on a duck meme ignore it

If some moron posts shitty half thought out advice on a duck meme ignore it Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't let us try to tell you what to do. This is your own path, follow it as you please.

Don't let us try to tell you what to do. This is your own path, follow it as you please. Actual Advice Mallard
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Constipated? Blow your nose on the toilet. The pressure will clear out your system.

Constipated? Blow your nose on the toilet. The pressure will clear out your system. Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't name your kid Chad

Don't name your kid Chad Actual Advice Mallard
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If you order Asian food from a restaurant for the first time Have extra pecans at home in case they skimp you

If you order Asian food from a restaurant for the first time Have extra pecans at home in case they skimp you Actual Advice Mallard
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Fathers Day Is in 10 days

Fathers Day Is in 10 days Actual Advice Mallard
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