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Don't fuck with us

Don't fuck with us  Actual Advice Mallard

If you're going to get automotive work done on your vehicle Bring a box of donuts. The techs will appreciate it and focus harder on getting your car done correctly and quickly.

If you're going to get automotive work done on your vehicle Bring a box of donuts. The techs will appreciate it and focus harder on getting your car done correctly and quickly.  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't speed by Fire Houses Police Officers are Often there

Don't speed by Fire Houses Police Officers are Often there  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't be so caught up on the past that you can't see the blessings right in front of your very eyes.

Don't be so caught up on the past that you can't see the blessings right in front of your very eyes.  Actual Advice Mallard

It's not what you know It's who you know

It's not what you know It's who you know  Actual Advice Mallard

you shouldn't need to be told to stop doing something, in order to know it's a bad choice Just stop and think about it for a minute

you shouldn't need to be told to stop doing something, in order to know it's a bad choice Just stop and think about it for a minute  Actual Advice Mallard

for an easy work out sit with good posture and flex abs, do arm circles rotating directions every :30 of game clock

for an easy work out sit with good posture and flex abs, do arm circles rotating directions 
every :30 of game clock  Actual Advice Mallard

If you commit a crime Don't post pictures of it on the internet

If you commit a crime Don't post pictures of it on the internet  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't try to make memes with 2.5 hours of sleep you'll use the wrong meme, spell shit wrong, and recieve approximately 2.14^10 downvotes... trust me, I'm dr. bill quacksworth.

Don't try to make memes with 2.5 hours of sleep you'll use the wrong meme, spell shit wrong, and recieve approximately 2.14^10 downvotes... 
trust me, I'm dr. bill quacksworth.  Actual Advice Mallard

If she cheats on you She'll cheat on your again

If she cheats on you She'll cheat on your again  Actual Advice Mallard
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