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Break up bananas when you get home from the store If you leave them attached at the stem the ripen faster

Break up bananas when you get home from the store If you leave them attached at the stem the ripen faster Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't listen to angry advice duck You'll go to jail

Don't listen to angry advice duck You'll go to jail Actual Advice Mallard
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if pulling up to a red light in the right hand lane and your not turning please fuck off into the left lane so we can get on with our lives

if pulling up to a red light in the right hand lane and your not turning please fuck off into the left lane so we can get on with our lives Actual Advice Mallard
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IF YOU WANT TO PASS A CLASS DON'T FUCK WITH YOUR PROFESSOR

IF YOU WANT TO PASS A CLASS DON'T FUCK WITH YOUR PROFESSOR Actual Advice Mallard
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F5 refresh brings you back to where you left off Try F6+Enter to refresh from the start

F5 refresh brings you back to where you left off Try F6+Enter to refresh from the start Actual Advice Mallard
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If someone does something nice for you Pay it forward

If someone does something nice for you Pay it forward Actual Advice Mallard
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Make friends with nice girls They will eventually introduce you to your future girlfriend

Make friends with nice girls They will eventually introduce you to your future girlfriend Actual Advice Mallard
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Tell medical personnel if you are on any illegal drugs they've been working in a whitebread work field too long and need a friend who can hook them up

Tell medical personnel if you are on any illegal drugs they've been working in a whitebread work field too long and need a friend who can hook them up Actual Advice Mallard
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When a cop asks how much weed you have in the car Always say 'None'

When a cop asks how much weed you have in the car Always say 'None' Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't let her f*ck with your head Unless it's the head of your penis

Don't let her f*ck with your head Unless it's the head of your penis Actual Advice Mallard
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