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Don't post pictures of a safe until you actually get it open

Don't post pictures of a safe until you actually get it open  Actual Advice Mallard

If more than 4 people think you're an asshole You probably really are an asshole

If more than 4 people think you're an asshole You probably really are an asshole  Actual Advice Mallard

If you can't find any tissues to blow your nose Use a damp paper towel

If you can't find any tissues to blow your nose Use a damp paper towel  Actual Advice Mallard

if her profile says she's always horny it's probably a man

if her profile says she's always horny it's probably a man  Actual Advice Mallard

If you want to get to the front page of reddit Just post an actual advice mallard or confession bear meme

If you want to get to the front page of reddit Just post an actual advice mallard or confession bear meme  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't submit posts at night

Don't submit posts at night   Actual Advice Mallard

If your kids come home and tell you why they got a detention Chances are the truth may....... not be the truth

If your kids come home and tell you why they got a detention Chances are the truth may....... not be the truth  Actual Advice Mallard

Stay the fuck off of 4chan

Stay the fuck off of 4chan  Actual Advice Mallard
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