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You should wipe your asshole randomly throughout the day You'd be surprised what you'd find

You should wipe your asshole randomly throughout the day You'd be surprised what you'd find Actual Advice Mallard
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Friendzoned: Stop trying to go out with girls who don't like you. Friendzoner: Stop hanging out with guys who want to go out with you. Both are selfish thinking and taking advantage of a friendship. Both of you: You're not friends. Stop annoying each oth

Friendzoned: Stop trying to go out with girls who don't like you. Friendzoner: Stop hanging out with guys who want to go out with you. Both are selfish thinking and taking advantage of a friendship. Both of you: You're not friends. Stop annoying each oth Actual Advice Mallard
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If you don't have a full-time job in your field Make Job-hunting your full time job

If you don't have a full-time job in your field Make Job-hunting your full time job Actual Advice Mallard
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When eating a nature valley granola bar, break the bar into thirds before you open the wrapper. You'll have bite size pieces, and the crumbs won't get everywhere.

When eating a nature valley granola bar, break the bar into thirds before you open the wrapper. You'll have bite size pieces, and the crumbs won't get everywhere. Actual Advice Mallard
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either you love him/her or you dont theres no in between

either you love him/her or you dont theres no in between Actual Advice Mallard
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Need a bed warmer? Fill a clean sock with rice and put it in the microwave for about 3 minuntes

Need a bed warmer? Fill a clean sock with rice and put it in the microwave for about 3 minuntes Actual Advice Mallard
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you can't afford things You are a poor piece of shit

you can't afford things You are a poor piece of shit Actual Advice Mallard
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If you get angry and ask for a supervisor on a phone call, and someone comes on and states they're with "The leadership club" tell them you need an actual supervisor because that person is nothing but a lacky with no self esteem and has no actual power t

If you get angry and ask for a supervisor on a phone call, and someone comes on and states they're with
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Use cats to protect your weed plants from squirrels

Use cats to protect your weed plants from squirrels Actual Advice Mallard
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Never trust a girl who's "best friends" with her ex

Never trust a girl who's
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