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Dont walk your ducklings near the sewer unless there are friendly human cops to help nearby

Dont walk your ducklings near the sewer unless there are friendly human cops to help nearby Actual Advice Mallard
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If you are new to reddit and don't know the acroyms used search them on urbandictionary.com

If you are new to reddit and don't know the acroyms used search them on urbandictionary.com Actual Advice Mallard
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If you get a text from a 73876 number Text 'stop' immediately. If not you will be charged $9.99 each month.

If you get a text from a 73876 number Text 'stop' immediately. If not you will be charged $9.99 each month. Actual Advice Mallard
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Go to a place you want to work And ask them if you could do an unpaid internship as long as they'll train you. You'll be the first person hired when an opening comes up.

Go to a place you want to work And ask them if you could do an unpaid internship as long as they'll train you. You'll be the first person hired when an opening comes up. Actual Advice Mallard
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When offered a Cocker Spaniel Take the Spaniel

When offered a Cocker Spaniel Take the Spaniel Actual Advice Mallard
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Just because you can do everything naked doesn't mean you should.

Just because you can do everything naked doesn't mean you should. Actual Advice Mallard
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about to buy a new car? masturbate in the bathroom then decide if you still want it.

about to buy a new car? masturbate in the bathroom then decide if you still want it. Actual Advice Mallard
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finished Painting a room? Save a small amount of paint in a clean, empty baby-food jar for quick touch ups down the road.

finished Painting a room? Save a small amount of paint in a clean, empty baby-food jar for quick touch ups down the road. Actual Advice Mallard
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If your employee gains mass agreement online Do not fire her

If your employee gains mass agreement online Do not fire her Actual Advice Mallard
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car behind you too close? Don't change speeds. Swerve a little so they think you've been drinking. They'll back off.

car behind you too close? Don't change speeds. Swerve a little so they think you've been drinking. They'll back off. Actual Advice Mallard
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