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aw yiss some motha fuckin bread crumbs

aw yiss some motha fuckin bread crumbs  Actual Advice Mallard

Fill in the "To" field of an email last That way you can't accidentally send it before it's ready

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Don't proof read a paper to the LOTR soundtrack It will seem much better than it is

Don't proof read a paper to the LOTR soundtrack  It will seem much better than it is  Actual Advice Mallard

Add your sugar before the cream If you add the cream first it cools the coffee down and the sugar won't melt and will settle on the bottom.

Add your sugar before the cream If you add the cream first it cools the coffee down and the sugar won't melt and will settle on the bottom.  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't order food with headphones on YOu can't controll the volume of your voice, and you can't hear me asking you to repeat the order you just silently whispered to me. Also, its just plain fucking rude.

Don't order food with headphones on YOu can't controll the volume of your voice, and you can't hear me asking you to repeat the order you just silently whispered to me. Also, its just plain fucking rude.
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If you're being suffocated by a plastic bag suck it in and chew a hole in it

If you're being suffocated by a plastic bag suck it in and chew a hole in it  Actual Advice Mallard

If you have no dry shampoo use cornstarch or baby powder in a salt shaker

If you have no dry shampoo use cornstarch or baby powder in a salt shaker  Actual Advice Mallard

A wild r/atheism appears! (how you know you aren't logged in)

A wild r/atheism appears! (how you know you aren't logged in)  Actual Advice Mallard

If you want to avoid being wrapped up in a SARC investigation Stop talking to female airmen

If you want to avoid being wrapped up in a SARC investigation Stop talking to female airmen  Actual Advice Mallard

Write bad advice on the green duck Everybody will trust it

Write bad advice on the green duck Everybody will trust it  Actual Advice Mallard
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