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When you go to Grandmas house only put 1/2 of what you'll eat on your plate She will make you have seconds.

When you go to Grandmas house only put 1/2 of what you'll eat on your plate She will make you have seconds. Actual Advice Mallard
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Keep it in your pants.

Keep it in your pants. Actual Advice Mallard
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have problems shaving around your adams apple? swallow and hold it to temporarily move it out of the way

have problems shaving around your adams apple? swallow and hold it to temporarily move it out of the way Actual Advice Mallard
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when trying to hold back a sneeze press above your upper lip with your finger.

when trying to hold back a sneeze press above your upper lip with your finger. Actual Advice Mallard
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Condoms don't protect against genital warts or herpes because its a spore in the skin, and not just trapped in fluid It can be anywhere in the crotch area and then touch you

Condoms don't protect against genital warts or herpes because its a spore in the skin, and not just trapped in fluid It can be anywhere in the crotch area and then touch you Actual Advice Mallard
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If you are going to use a condom, and you should... remember that using two at the same time causes them to break easier.

If you are going to use a condom, and you should... remember that using two at the same time causes them to break easier. Actual Advice Mallard
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When approaching a door look for the words. If it says push, push. If it says pull, pull.

When approaching a door look for the words. If it says push, push. If it says pull, pull. Actual Advice Mallard
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Tired of the lack of history on the History Channel? Check out TopDocumentaryFilms.com

Tired of the lack of history on the History Channel? Check out TopDocumentaryFilms.com Actual Advice Mallard
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AT THE CHECKOUT, FACE THE BARCODES UP WHEN LOADING YOUR GROCERIES YOU WILL GET DONE FASTER AND THE CASHIER WON'T HAVE TO SEARCH FOR THEM

AT THE CHECKOUT, FACE THE BARCODES UP WHEN LOADING YOUR GROCERIES YOU WILL GET DONE FASTER AND THE CASHIER WON'T HAVE TO SEARCH FOR THEM Actual Advice Mallard
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Browse /r/new for a few hours Before posting

Browse /r/new for a few hours Before posting Actual Advice Mallard
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