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Question everything Assume nothing

Question everything Assume nothing  Actual Advice Mallard

To get away with obvious reposts Say, "this makes me laugh everytime"

To get away with obvious reposts Say,

Get a south-facing house the driveway will get direct light and you won't have to deal with as much snow and ice

Get a south-facing house the driveway will get direct light and you won't have to deal with as much snow and ice  Actual Advice Mallard

don't put a fire department union sticker or decal on your car if you're gonna drive like a jerk in your city

don't put a fire department union sticker or decal on your car if you're gonna drive like a jerk in your city  Actual Advice Mallard

Keep one toilet paper roll or baby wipes packet IN YOUR CAR

Keep one toilet paper roll or baby wipes packet IN YOUR CAR  Actual Advice Mallard

if you are short on karma on r/atheism try posting a quote from neil degrasse tyson

if you are short on karma on r/atheism try posting a quote from neil degrasse tyson  Actual Advice Mallard

Sick of getting emails from the same organization 5 times a day? Scroll to the bottom of the email and click on the "unsubscribe" link. You have just unsubscribed from their mailing list.

Sick of getting emails from the same organization 5 times a day? Scroll to the bottom of the email and click on the

If you feel blue Do something nice for someone else. Their joy will pick you up right away.

If you feel blue Do something nice for someone else. Their joy will pick you up right away.  Actual Advice Mallard

My opinion of you Is directly relatede to whether or not you have bread

My opinion of you  Is directly relatede to whether or not you have bread  Actual Advice Mallard

If your girlfriend says all her exes were abusive assholes that's probably what she'll say to her next boyfriend about you

If your girlfriend says all her exes were abusive assholes that's probably what she'll say to her next boyfriend about you  Actual Advice Mallard
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