Actual Advice Mallard

If you are worried about coming out of the closet Do it on April fool's day. If you want to go back into the closet you can just claim it was a joke.

If you are worried about coming out of the closet Do it on April fool's day. If you want to go back into the closet you can just claim it was a joke.  Actual Advice Mallard

never fuck with your barber, food server, doctor or tattoo artist they can get you back way worse and by the time you know it happened, its already too late

never fuck with your barber, food server, doctor or tattoo artist they can get you back way worse and by the time you know it happened, its already too late  Actual Advice Mallard

Fart Outside

Fart Outside  Actual Advice Mallard

If NYTimes.com says you've reached the 10 free articles for this month Delete everything from the "?" forward on the URL

If NYTimes.com says you've reached the 10 free articles for this month Delete everything from the

If you want a girl to like you act like you like her, then pretend she doens't exist

If you want a girl to like you act like you like her, then pretend she doens't exist  Actual Advice Mallard

MAsturbate early in the day. You are always more motivated afterwards.

MAsturbate early in the day. You are always more motivated afterwards.  Actual Advice Mallard

Keep an extra set of clothes in your car It might be a while, but when you need them, you'll be glad they're there.

Keep an extra set of clothes in your car It might be a while, but when you need them, you'll be glad they're there.  Actual Advice Mallard

Thinking of using your phone in a porta potty? Don't

Thinking of using your phone in a porta potty? Don't  Actual Advice Mallard

Just shut up, keep to yourself And get good grades

Just shut up, keep to yourself And get good grades  Actual Advice Mallard

Want to download a youtube video as an mp3? put "listento" after the "www." in the url

Want to download a youtube video as an mp3? put
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