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Trying to better your posture? Adjust your rearview mirror so you can only see out of it when you sit up straight

Trying to better your posture? Adjust your rearview mirror so you can only see out of it when you sit up straight Actual Advice Mallard
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don't eat at kfc at all it's horrible for you and their standards of quality are low

don't eat at kfc at all it's horrible for you and their standards of quality are low Actual Advice Mallard
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Tired of awkward moments on elevators? TAKE THE STAIRS

Tired of awkward moments on elevators? TAKE THE STAIRS Actual Advice Mallard
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Best way to hit on a woman? Hey, would you mind helping me out right quick? See, I'm on pretty good terms with 24 letters of the alphabet, but I don't really know you, and I don't really know why.

Best way to hit on a woman? Hey, would you mind helping me out right quick? See, I'm on pretty good terms with 24 letters of the alphabet, but I don't really know you, and I don't really know why. Actual Advice Mallard
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There is always more than just one deer

There is always more than just one deer Actual Advice Mallard
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If you're comparing your girlfriend to scumbag stacy she should probably break up with you

If you're comparing your girlfriend to scumbag stacy she should probably break up with you Actual Advice Mallard
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If you are going to commit armed robbery Use a tranquilizer gun. It quickly and cleanly subdues the victim, and if you get caught you won't be charged with murder or assault with a deadly weapon

If you are going to commit armed robbery Use a tranquilizer gun. It quickly and cleanly subdues the victim, and if you get caught you won't be charged with murder or assault with a deadly weapon Actual Advice Mallard
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Make a playlist of only in flames instrumental songs and call it "shut up, anders"

Make a playlist of only in flames instrumental songs and call it
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When in a group class and the teacher says you all have to do something one at a time, volunteer to go first all the waiting and anticipation for your turn will make you nervous and not perform well. do it right away and get it over with.

When in a group class and the teacher says you all have to do something one at a time, volunteer to go first all the waiting and anticipation for your turn will make you nervous and not perform well. do it right away and get it over with. Actual Advice Mallard
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bad at starting conversations? wear a funny t-shirt, then people will start conversations with you

bad at starting conversations? wear a funny t-shirt, then people will start conversations with you Actual Advice Mallard
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